Ferral: Hey Cobson, you kind of feel like we were crossed by the stars. Like how we're on different teams and all
Cobson: I was feeling the same way. Like romeo and juliet, but not gay or anything
Ferral: No definitely not
Neutralplier: romeo and juliet is a decent play. Not one of shakespeare's finest but it's still good
Speaker: It's time to see who will be sent to losers island. If you are receive a bottle of soylent, it means you are not eliminated. Impjak, Cobson, Squirrel, and Chud are all safe with 1 vote each *tosses soylent*
Impjak: Yåy
Chud: I can't drink that, it has estrogen in it like trannies eat
Speaker: That leaves science and Neutralplier
Science: I invented the coalonium deaccelerator, it can't be me
Speaker: And the loser is... Neutralplier with 7 votes. Science is safe with 3
Neutralplier: The ways of the world are not always the fairest of the fair. When I was at the picnic the other day I was picked last for the pickleball team. And here I am being picked last a gain. Goodbye
Speaker: Now for today's challenge, hide and seek. Each team will pick one seeker, everyone else will hide in the soy manor. Whichever seeker finds the entire enemy team first wins.
*Camera cut to washington gemeralds*
Cobson: Science is smart I think he should be our seeker
*Camera cut to coal crackers*
Kuz: Ferral, you are like siberian bear, you will ravage the house to find them
Ferral: Aye
Speaker: You have 2 minutes to hide, beging
*Frantic footage of looking for hiding spots*
Speaker: 118, 119, 120. Ready or not, here they come!
*Ferral and science enter the house*
Ferral: *smashes a vase* nobody inside
Science: You really think anyone could fit in there? Normally a north american red squirrel would fit but ours has eaten too many nuts recently
Ferral: *smashes tv* nobody inside
*Cut to baby under a bed*
Baby: *soob soob*
Cobson: Wait I'm not the only one hiding here
Kuz: That is most strange
Classic: well? WHo else is here
Squirreljak: me nigga
Chud:  I am
Impjak: më tøø
A24: yep
Tony:The whole family is here I guess
*cut to the seekers*
Science: Peculiar, nobody in the kitchen. Studies show that is the 3rd most common hide and seek location.
Ferral: *Smashes a cabinet* nobody inside
*cut to the bed*
Cobson: if we could lure science here before ferral, we win by default 
Chudjak: There was a norse code translation chart in my nazi memorabilia collection *starts clicking letters*
A24: *catches on* WE'RE UNDER THE BED FERRAL, FERRAL LOOK UNDER THE BED
*running noises*
*door begins to open*
Tony: SCIENCE DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR
Science: *walks in* 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. That's all of them
Ferral: *Runs in behind* *smahses lamppost* nobody inside
Speaker: The Washington gemeralds have ont their first competition. Please vote on which coal cracker you want eliminated.