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 5038317[Last 50 Posts]

There's this evil person called "toos" who's the leader of ”the realm” which used to be called shartyland before the ”great poopson incident”. There is also a nigger hell.

Toos plans on corrupting all of soyworld, and the only way to stop ”the realm”s takeover is to ultimate destroy Toos, but he's ultimately powerful.

Lucky we have the hero, narge who will go on a long journey to ”the realm” and finally put a end to this.
Narge is currently in the great plains of the 4cucks, there are a lot of cucks here, so beware. He will journey from the great plains and through the jarty mountain range, until he will finally arrive in the realm, of everything goes according to plan.
 lets get this adventure started!

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No.

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Look around for any nearby landmarks and check my inventory

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You find yourself in a open plain, the sun looks very different. You prepare for the long journey to the mysterious place called ”the realm” that was once your home. You det of into the endless plains.
What will you do?

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>>5038366
finger my asshole

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>>5038393
push index finger up asshole and twist for ten seconds and lick my finger clean afterwards

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Yell “NARGE?” at the top of my lungs with my mouth full of poop from my finger

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>>5038332
After walking for a bit you check your inventory. You have a wooden axe and a wooden sword. After looking arround for any landmarks you find a curious looking tower.
Will you investigate?

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>>5038523
I said no

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>>5038523
go on a killing spree inside the tower with the axe

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>>5038523
I said no

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>>5038523
I said no

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>>5038506
>go on a killing spree inside the tower with the axe

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>>5038563
Do this and then shoot yourself in the head when the police come

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>>5038522
The tower looks creepy, so you decide not to investigate, you walk away. But as you walk away the 3 jannies that have been inhabiting the tower come out and follow you. You turn arround and see them charging towards you.
<NARGE?
What will you do?

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>>5038671
tell that there is 'p behind xem

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>>5038680
and then escape

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>>5038680
>>5038693
As the jannies charge towards you, you decide to bait them.
<mmm narge? Theres ’p behind you!
Janny: omg so coaly its probably the redditors or something
As the jannies turn arround you quickly make your escape and run as fast as you can.
What do you do next?

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>>5038714
find better items

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>>5038714
Take a shit and smear it on the sword so it infects wounds

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>>5038730
Hours after you escaped the jannies you come across the site of a battle from the times of the soypocalypse, an event that is said to be caused by toos himself, ah yes, you almost forgot that your mission was to defeat toos, you pick up a sword you find and starts walking towards the direction of the jarty mountain range.

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>>5038760
After a while you hear the sounds of an incoming army.
Who are that army?

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>>5038760
shit on the floor

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>>5038783
No, there is a army coming.
You decide what army it is.

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>>5038788
Commie pedo troon furries

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>>5038788
jartycucks

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>>5038795
An army of commie pedo troon furries appear, they must come from jarty territory, you can see the mountains. You grab your weapon hard.
Will you fight or will you hide?

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>>5038850
>Take a shit and smear it on the sword so it infects wounds

and fight

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>>5038863
I will do soon, i need to rest a bit

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>>5038850
rape ozzy

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>>5038871
scream out for rapeson and if he appears rush out to the jarty

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>>5038863
Working on it

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>>5038863
You take a shit and smetar it on the sword to make it infect wounds then you run right towards the furries. You strike down one of the furries and behead xer.

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>>5039153
fight the others

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>>5039166
After killing the furry you run right towards the others. You stab and kill another furry before going right after their leader and behead him. The remaining furries retreat in panic towards the jarty mountains. You let them run. You can finally rest.
What happens next?

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>>5039205
use your demigod superpowerinos to jump to africa and scream so hard you kill every nigger on the continent

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>>5039231
Africa doesent exist in this universe and i want to finish the adventure thread in Max 2 hours so no filler shit

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>>5039205
not go to the jarty cuz it is filled with jews but instead venture more in search of the realm

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>>5039286
You finally reach the jarty mountains but decide to not go inside the jarty territory because of all the jews. But the only other way to the realm is nigger hell.
Will you enter nigger hell?

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>>5039333
nah jews are better than niggers so go to the jarty

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>>5039344
After thinking for a while, you decide to go into jarty territory. You find a streetsign and 2 roads.
Will you take road a(left) or road b(right)?

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>>5039430
b, left might have trannies

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>>5039464
You choose road b.
After traveling down the road for a while you can see the castle of the king of the jarty, lute.
Will you go there?

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>>5039558
not toos so ignore the castle

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>>5039566
You ignore the castle since you want to defeat toos. You turn arround and walk in the direction of the realm. Suddenly a jarty janny stops you.
Janny: if you want to pass you need to solve my riddle, i am a plant and a son that will always be a mineral, who am i?
Can you solve the riddle?

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KEEP IT UP

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>>5039684
cobson

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>>5039725
<The answer is cobson
Janny: thats sadly korrekt you can trespass, but remember, beyond there mountains lies the coaliest place to ever exist, coalier than niggerhell.
You can see a green glow coming from behind the mountains, you are almost there.
What happens next?

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>>5039817
my cousin, rapeson, must be here, try to find him so he can help you later

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>>5039838
After all this time, the green mist of so called realm is now in sight. You remember that your cousin rapeson used to live in this area before toos took over. You go to look after him.
What happens next?

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 THE ADVENTURE IS SOON ENDING, KEEP THIS THREAD ALIVE, IT NEEDS TO BE PRETTY SHORT BEFORE THE FINALE

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>>5038317
Kys his name is marbson

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>>5039939
my faggy internet driver stopped working, doe grind for more strength

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Op here. the adventure might continue tomorrow or i might just abandon it. If you reply and keep it alive i might continue the adventure today

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>>5040075
or just make a new thread with the recap of what was done

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>>5040081
You are here so can you tell me what will happen next?

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>>5040088
search for more strength

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>>5040094
You enter the realm, it is completley unrecognizable from what it once was. You search for more strenght. You find a ball of BGC(big green cock) energy and you eat it.
It gives you:
Laser eyes
Flight
Gass attack
After becoming ultra powerful You fly to your cousin rapesons house.
What happens next?

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Map looks like this now(not part of adventure thread)

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>>5040151
get a quest from rapeson or get his phone number

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>>5040206
You land at rapesons house, it is completely destroyed. You find rapeson but HE IS A NIGGER.
<narge!? Why are you a nigger?
>i got blacked by toos and have been forced to work as a slave for him. I have a gemmy quest for you, narge.
<a quest in a quest?
>yes, i want you to find the gas destroyer, its the only weapon that can kill toos.
<gas destroyer? Does that mea-
>no more talking, just find it, i have a map.
Rapeson gives you a man of the realm, the x is where the gas destroyer is.
Will you go there?

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>>5040363
Forgot to add the map, here it is

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 i will go to sleep soon, this thread will maybe continue tomorrow

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Another boring AI generated adventure thread

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>Another boring AI generated adventure thread-ACK!

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Keep this thread up so its still up tomorrow

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>>5040466
>or just make a new thread with the recap of what was done

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captain coal's voyage mogs this brimdust shitty little LE INCOMPREHENSIBLE WOAH JACK adventure

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bumperald

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>>5038317
Upperald

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Op here im back. I will continue this thread soon

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You use your powers to fly towards the toos tower where the gas destroyer is located. You look at the map, you have now reached /nate/. You hear a sound behind you.
 What is the sound coming from? You decide

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its the sound of variant:unknown approaching, looking awfully famished

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>>5045921
Making

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>>5045921
You look behind you and see a very coaly variant unknown approaching, he looks very famished.
Variant:unknown: i know the location of the gas destroyer.
<narge? Its in toos tower.
Variant:unknown: no, the map lies, its in the Lair of gassy.
 will you belive him?

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rape him

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>>5045961
no way in niggerhell, he has a fucking six on his face

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>>5045966
You choose nor to belive him since he as a 6, the symbol of toos in his face.
<i will not belive your niggerbabble, you are a minion of toos.
Variant:unknown: if you want to know the true location of the gas destroyer, then you will have to beat me.
Narge
HP: 100
Weapons and attacks:
Wooden axe(deals 10 damage to enemy)
Wooden sword(deals 30 damage to enemy, but has a small chance of breaking)
Iron sword(deals 45 damage to enemy, has a tiny chance of killing in 1 blow)
Laser eyes( deals 50 damage, can cut of limbs)
Gas attack(deals 10 damage, smells bad)
Boss variant unknown:
HP: 101
Weapons: iron sword
 what attack will you use?

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>>5046070
Just continue the fucking adventure

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>>5046037
use the laser eyes NARGE

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>>5046194
Making

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>>5046194
you use your laser eyes against the variant unknown, dealing 50 damage. He loses an arm and falls to the ground.
<where is the gas destroyer?
Variant:unknown: the gas destroyer is in the basement of the toos tower, beware of the guards.
You decide to finnish him off before going to the toos tower.
How will you kill him?

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>>5046498
Just continue the thread

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This should be in the basement because black trans queens scare me

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>>5046373
narge shits out buckets of green diarrhea causing variant:unknown to swallow some in and suffocate

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>>5046528
You shit in a bucket and forcefeed variant:unknown with it, making him suffocate. After he dies you fly towards the toos tower.

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>>5046519
When you reach the toos tower you see that it is guarded by black trans queens.
 How will you get into the basement?

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>>5046600
Tell her that xe is so beautiful. Like so beautiful that words can’t describe it

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>>5046609
You tell one of the black trans queeeeeens(slay) that xe is so beautiful. Like so beautiful that words can’t describe it. They let you in imediatley. You enter the basement. You see a green glow.
 will you investigate the glow?

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>>5046652
Sure whatever

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>>5046673
You walk towards the glow and enter a new room. You see it, the gas destroyer, you have finally found the only weapon that can defeat toos. When grab the gas destroyer an alarm starts ringning and the door to the basement shuts.
You are trapped
 How will you escape the tower?

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Do something

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>>5046725
Call my nigga Jeremy in Оhio

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>>5046796
Do this OP

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>>5046796
You call your nigga jeremy who lives in ohio.
<jeremy i need help.
>Where are you nigga
<i am in the realm
>blud really think he got asylum patientphrenia
<nooooo its real search it up
*jeremy googles the realm on his mcsloppins*
>nigga i aint driving that far.
Jeremy hangs up
 what will you do to escape?

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That's crazy, man

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>>5046836
fight your way out using the gas destroyer bro

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>>5046851
OP hurry up

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>>5046851
Holy fucking shit bro hurry up

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>>5046851
After running out of ideas, you use the gas destroyer to blast a hole through the basement door, the beat is so strong so it kills the black trans queens without it even touching them.
You are free, you fly towards your final destination, toos fort!

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You land on a mountain top, you look down and see the fort of toos, you see the army of toos assembling in front of the fort, they know that you are on your way.
You have 2 options.
Option 1, stealth. you stealthily sneak past the army and infiltration the fort to assasinate toos.
Option 2, chaos. You massacre your way through the army with the gas destroyer and try to kill toos with it.
 What option do you choose?

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>>5047005
The image will take a while to make becuse i want to selet the coaliest jaks for the army

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>>5046986
You aim the gas destroyer in the center of the formation and shoot. The impact creates a blast wave that blows the survivors away.
General froot: <RETREAT!
You use your powers to fly to the general, You land in front of him.
General froot: <I surrender!
 Will you spare him or kill him?

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>>5046652
>>5046600
keeeeeek weaponized simping

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>>5047077
spare and interrogate him

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>>5047106
You decide to let him live and you interrogate him.
<where is toos?
Froot: i will NEVER te-
You aim the gas destroyer at him
Froot:OK OK OK I WILL TELL YOU!
<where is he?
Froot: hes in the throne room, but he is defended by his most powerful warrior.
<ok
You fire the gas destroyer at froot, atomizing him. You enter the castle.
 what happens next?

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>>5047144
you decide to make your way to the throne room but as you're walking you see toos escaping through a grass field, you chase and face him

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>>5047181
You enter the throne room, it is odly quiet. You see something through a window. Its toos! You see him escaping through the field in his babymobile! You chase after him and soon you finaly face your final challenge.

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You now stand face to face with toos.
 Toos: so you have finally found me.
<You!
This is it! You fire the gas destroyer right at toos..
 it does nothing!
==toos: did you really expect that thing to do anything to me? The babymobile makes it impossible to hurt me! I knew of your plan from the beginning.
<so was this all for nothing?
 toos: yes! now prepare to face my most powerful warrior!
 Who is his most powerful warrior?

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 DONT LET THE SHARTY COMMITING SUICIDE KILL THIS THREAD

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Who is his strongest warrior?

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Just say something

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>>5047278
His most powerful warrior is….. *drumroll*

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Nigga

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>>5047549
>>5047562
A massive yellow ”thing” appears behind toos.
<narge!?
You prepare your gas destroyer. Toos runs away in his babymobile. The thing runs towards you.

 what will you do?

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Stats:
 BOSS MARGE
Health: 200
Powers and abilities: Laser eyes, gas attack, confusion

Narge
HP: 100
Weapons and powers:
Wooden axe(does 5 damage against the Marge)
Wooden sword(does 15 damage against the Marge)
Iron sword(does 25 damage against the Marge)
Laser eyes(does 30 damage against the Marge
Gas attack(does 7 damage against the Marge)
Gas destroyer(does 50 damage against the marge, has a chance at blinding Marge )
What attack will you use?

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>>5047671
Gas destroyer

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>>5047715
You shoot the gas destroyer right into the mouth of the marge dealing 90 damage against it. The energy from the gas destroyer goes right into the marge making its eyes pop. The marge gets enraged and throws you inside the throne room.
You get up and check the gas destroyer, you have overused it. Its cant be used for 2 minutes.
 how will you attack the marge?

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>>5047818
The marge will summon other marge

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>>5047818
Marge will call out Bart Simpson

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>one more low-effort adventure thread and my shitty variant:unknown will finally catch on

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>>5047828
At least it’s OC and not “SHITTY VARIANT WON” for the 10 trillionth time

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>>5047822
The marge summons 3 smaller marges and they enter the throne room. You cant use the gas destroyer for 2 minutes.
 how will you kill the marges?

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>>5047848
Melee with the iron sword

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>>5047869
You use your iron sword to fight the marges. You use the sword to kill all the marges. The big Marge dies of its injuries. Its been 2 minutes, the gas destroyer has power again.
 What happens next?

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Op here, i want to end this thread as soon as possible. No more Marge stuff. I want to get to the final boss

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>>5047945
Walk to the final boss I guess?

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>>5047957
You hear the sounds of something big behind you. You turn arround and see toos in his babymobile. You walk towards him with the gas destroyer in one hand and the sword in the other.
 FINAL BOSS TOOS
Health: 1000
Weapons and powers:
Baby laser
Baby legs
Laser eyes
The ability to summon coal
Reality alteration

Narge
HP: 100

Weapons and powers:
Wooden axe(does 1 damage against toos)
Wooden sword(does 5 damage against toos)
Iron sword(does 15 damage against toos)
Laser eyes(does 20 damage against the toos
Gas attack(does 0 damage against toos)
Gas destroyer(does 100 damage against toos)

==how will you attack him?

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Can someone put a thread theme for this?

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>>5048047
gas destroyer

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>>5048073
You shoot the gas destroyer at the babymobiles leg. It deals 20 damage to the babymobile and makes the leg catch fire.
 toos: No more games! I am GOD here!
The baby shoots lasers at you making you take 20 damage and causing you to bleed.
 what will your next move be?

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>>5048179
gas attack on the babymobile's flaming leg

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>>5048206
You get up and use your gas attack on the babymobile’s flaming leg. The gas fuels the fire and makes the babymobile burn even more.
==toos: take this!
Toos summons a coalstone and uses his powers to smash it into your face. You lose 30 health.
You now have half your life.

 what will you do next?

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>>5048306
try to find a healing item if not found then gas attack at flaming babymobile's legs again

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>>5048306
Drink chugjug

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>>5048306
use your laser eyes to break the glass, than fly up and stab him in the face with your iron sword

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>>5048330
>>5048332
You find a chugjug next to you and you drink it, this makes you gain 40 hp, you now have 90 hp. You do another gas attack on the babymobiles burning leg and almost the entire babymobile catches on fire. You use your laser eyes to break the glass of the babybots cockpit.
Toos: NOOOOOOO!
The babymobile falls over, you then stab toos in the face with your sword.
Toos: ARGHHHHH

What happens next?

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>>5048562
finish him off with the gas destroyer

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>>5048608
then shit in his body

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>>5048608
You prepare to finally finish off toos with the gas destroyer to end his reign of terror once and for all.
Toos: this is not the end, i will return!
You fire the gas destroyer right in toos face.
Toos: ACKKKKK!!!!
His lifeless skull is all that remains of him. Its over, you have finally defeated toos. The castle begins to shake and crumble. You quickly escape the castle.

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You look at your gemmy achievement, the fort of toos has crumbled to the ground. The green mist is gone and the sun is shining again
The remaining forces of toos have surrendered

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The main general of the army of the realm root, announces the surrender of the realm
Root: we surrender or something like that
Petracoal: Marge what
Fakepoopson: buhu whyyyy
Root: the sky is bright or however the Froot is fucked.

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You have won. The realm is now shartyland again. For the first time in history is all of soyworld united. You become the thremboth king of shartyland for your heroism.

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It’s over

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