Minecraft Chat Preservation Log: 2025-09-06

[00:00:02][legionnaires] BaconLover07: Rad
[00:00:07][legionnaires] BaconLover07: 20 what
[00:00:16]red_ghost_AP: 20 years old
[00:00:21][legionnaires] BaconLover07: oh happy birthday
[00:00:22][legionnaires] BaconLover07: :)
[00:00:24]joss1115: happy birthday little buddy
[00:00:35]red_ghost_AP: thanks <3
[00:01:14]red_ghost_AP: time passed a little too fast didnt it?
[00:01:43]red_ghost_AP: this year felt wierd
[00:01:43][legionnaires] BaconLover07: heres to another 20 ay?
[00:02:46]red_ghost_AP: ive found a frog thats killing itself lmao
[00:03:11]red_ghost_AP: gonna name him maga
[00:03:16][legionnaires] BaconLover07: geg
[00:03:21][legionnaires] BaconLover07: accurate
[00:05:17]red_ghost_AP: i completely remember the times where the people in iran were calling him Imam Mahdi or the antichrist
[00:05:26][legionnaires] BaconLover07: dafuq
[00:05:30]red_ghost_AP: yea
[00:05:44][legionnaires] BaconLover07: The jews and the persians are the weirdest niggas in asia
[00:07:15]red_ghost_AP: you might think that the jews or indians are the worst people on earth but once you meet an street iranian the jew and the indian are seen more like an angel compared to the iranian
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[00:07:54][legionnaires] BaconLover07: I used to work with persians and I'm convinced they deserve the scam artist merchant stereotype more than jews
[00:08:09]red_ghost_AP: lmao
[00:08:11][legionnaires] BaconLover07: you find a lot of interesting people working in call centers
[00:08:37][legionnaires] BaconLover07: Our top guy was a 78 year old iranian man who was so fucking good at selling tech packages that he could basically do whatever the fuck he wanted
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[00:08:50]red_ghost_AP: iranians are more jewy than jews
[00:08:51][legionnaires] BaconLover07: nobody in management wanted to get rid of him because of how much money he made the company
[00:08:58]red_ghost_AP: lmao (2)
[00:09:04]red_ghost_AP: hmmm
[00:09:12]red_ghost_AP: maybe he was an iranian jew?
[00:09:16]red_ghost_AP: what was his name
[00:09:33][legionnaires] BaconLover07: I have no idea how to spell it, but it sounded like farnew
[00:09:36][legionnaires] BaconLover07: far-new
[00:10:15]<[legionnaires] BaconLover07> We also had a jewish dude who worked there who would make racist jokes but they didnt want to fire him because 50% of the jokes he made applied to himself
[00:10:17]red_ghost_AP: you dont know the last name?
[00:10:20][legionnaires] BaconLover07: nope
[00:10:41]red_ghost_AP: the name itself doesnt say much about the guy tbh
[00:10:48][legionnaires] BaconLover07: the jew was named John, He told me it was a common name in Israel
[00:10:59]red_ghost_AP: lie
[00:11:12][legionnaires] BaconLover07: He wasnt a jew, hell he was probably John's biggest hater there
[00:11:50][legionnaires] BaconLover07: He was comedically racist and not only fucked with John, but also all the Sunni dudes we had and called them terrorists
[00:11:51]red_ghost_AP: wasnt john christian?
[00:12:05][legionnaires] BaconLover07: John (The guy I worked with) was an Israeli dude
[00:12:22][legionnaires] BaconLover07: But he was cool, taught me hebrew swear words and I'd play pool with him in the break room
[00:12:56]red_ghost_AP: ngl thats sweet
[00:13:04][legionnaires] BaconLover07: Yeah, he was awesome
[00:13:18]red_ghost_AP: lets get back to the iranian guy
[00:13:39][legionnaires] BaconLover07: but farnew was a massive cunt, he would never refill the coffee pot and would always mock me and my department for not taking his transfers fast enough
[00:13:50]red_ghost_AP: you know that mouse looking short iranian president?
[00:13:55][legionnaires] BaconLover07: OHHH YEAH
[00:14:02]red_ghost_AP: ahmadi nejad
[00:14:22]red_ghost_AP: yeah he is actually a converted jew
[00:14:32][legionnaires] BaconLover07: He looked like him but if he was about 40 years older
[00:14:36]red_ghost_AP: or atleast his parents are
[00:14:40]red_ghost_AP: GEEEEEEEEEGGGGG
[00:14:44][legionnaires] BaconLover07: but if the hair was grayer and a bit lighter
[00:14:47]red_ghost_AP: REALLY?
[00:14:50][legionnaires] BaconLover07: Bit lighter skin
[00:14:54][legionnaires] BaconLover07: Yeah
[00:14:57]red_ghost_AP: dude
[00:15:18]red_ghost_AP: farnew might actually be a converted jew
[00:15:30]red_ghost_AP: i mean
[00:15:49]red_ghost_AP: it makes sense since he probably migrated to your country too
[00:15:51][legionnaires] BaconLover07: My dad who also worked there had a friend who eventually hung up a massive picture of Netanyahu in the breakroom just to fuck with farnew
[00:16:20][legionnaires] BaconLover07: He was absolutely livid, but John and the friend threatened to sue the company for harassment if they took the picture down
[00:16:23]red_ghost_AP: it probably didnt bother him did it?
[00:16:40][legionnaires] BaconLover07: and that thing was fucking HUGE. It was easily 3 feet tall and 4 feet wide
[00:16:47]red_ghost_AP: GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGG
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[00:17:12]red_ghost_AP: Welcome Back
[00:17:17][legionnaires] BaconLover07: back
[00:17:29][legionnaires] BaconLover07: I honestly have no fucking IDEA where they got that picture
[00:17:41]red_ghost_AP: If Its Not Obvious Already Im An Iranian
[00:17:42][legionnaires] BaconLover07: but it was hilarious telling the story to newfags on the job
[00:18:34]red_ghost_AP: i live in gilan
[00:18:55][legionnaires] BaconLover07: Wait how the fuck are you playing here?
[00:18:56]red_ghost_AP: honestly it is hilarious
[00:19:05]red_ghost_AP: i bought the game
[00:19:14]red_ghost_AP: unless
[00:19:16][legionnaires] BaconLover07: Ohhh I didnt know mojang operated in iran
[00:19:24]red_ghost_AP: the servers?
[00:19:50][legionnaires] BaconLover07: I thought Iranians couldnt use multiplayer mc due to microsoft being an american company
[00:20:03]red_ghost_AP: ok to be honest i bought the game from a site that sells accounts
[00:20:13][legionnaires] BaconLover07: I think most people here did tbh
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[00:20:41]red_ghost_AP: you know whats funny
[00:20:46][legionnaires] BaconLover07: ?
[00:22:11]red_ghost_AP: the people see all these chains all these constrictions and still cuck into them all
[00:22:31]red_ghost_AP: rather than fixing it they try to find a way around it
[00:23:01]red_ghost_AP: and simply forget about once they reach their goal
[00:23:17]red_ghost_AP: selfish fucks whining about wanting freedom
[00:23:43][legionnaires] BaconLover07: The biggest problem is that nobody wants to organize any resistance over what they see as small stuff
[00:24:14]red_ghost_AP: every single one of them wants freedom yet non of them want to do anything to reach that said freedom
[00:24:15][legionnaires] BaconLover07: Nobody protests small price increases, or small inconviences because everyone thinks that its not important enough
[00:24:22][legionnaires] BaconLover07: exactly
[00:25:04]red_ghost_AP: they only realise the change once it hits them
[00:25:46]red_ghost_AP: ooga booga price was 1$ year ago ooooga boooga noooooo ooooga boooga now price 10$
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[00:26:20]red_ghost_AP: they were silent when it went from 1 to 1.2
[00:26:25]red_ghost_AP: 1.2 to 1.5
[00:26:36]red_ghost_AP: 1.5 to 1.9 and so on
[00:26:48]red_ghost_AP: it all seemed little
[00:27:01]red_ghost_AP: and it didnt bother them much
[00:27:27]<[legionnaires] BaconLover07> In the USA basically 99% of politics is complaining about the economy yet nobody wants to do anything productive to fix it aside from tax breaks to their donors or giving money to israel
[00:28:51][legionnaires] BaconLover07: I remember talking to some protesters in my local area who didnt like some pro-israel policy that a senator had, tried asking what they did about it.
[00:28:55]red_ghost_AP: israel is probably the biggest and the best money laundery machine ever created
[00:29:05][legionnaires] BaconLover07: Not one actually wrote a letter to the senator or voted
[00:29:14]red_ghost_AP: EXACLY
[00:29:19][legionnaires] BaconLover07: Most people don't want to do the little things
[00:31:34]DysonBun experienced kinetic energy
[00:31:41]red_ghost_AP: over here in iran i see my dad shit on the goverment, my mom shit on the goverment my whole family in the dad and mom side shit on the goverment the people i see at work shit on the goverment , the CUSTOMERS shit on the goverment YET THEY ALL STOP ME FROM
[00:31:48]red_ghost_AP: PROTESTING
[00:32:01][legionnaires] BaconLover07: tbf dont they shoot protesters?
[00:32:46]red_ghost_AP: they do and these people dont want to lose anyone nobody does but the issue is the people themselved want regime change by their very own hands
[00:33:27]red_ghost_AP: these tards want regime change without a single blood being shed
[00:33:29][legionnaires] BaconLover07: Do what east germans did and just get enough people to mob any soldier that tries
[00:33:47]red_ghost_AP: heres another issue
[00:34:15]red_ghost_AP: they all are waiting for something to HAPPEN so that they can come out to help
[00:34:29][legionnaires] BaconLover07: be the change you wanna see in the world
[00:34:30]red_ghost_AP: NOTHING EVER HAPPENS UNLESS YOU DO IT
[00:35:46]uhmwhat: even then nothing happens
[00:35:57][legionnaires] BaconLover07: Then make something happen yourself
[00:36:08]uhmwhat: nothing EVER happens stupid goyim
[00:36:23]red_ghost_AP: Nothing Will Happen EVER
[00:37:34]red_ghost_AP: even if i do SOMETHING like idk form a group for a coup once i fail the same people that encouraged me will mock me for failing
[00:37:55][legionnaires] BaconLover07: so you dont want to fight for freedom because someone might call you gay?
[00:38:31]red_ghost_AP: i dont want to fight for freedom because these people including me are too pussy to fight
[00:38:45]red_ghost_AP: also mom said no
[00:38:48][legionnaires] BaconLover07: geg
[00:39:06]red_ghost_AP: but mooooooooooommmmmmm i want revoloution olago
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[00:39:30][legionnaires] BaconLover07: hi tito
[00:39:39]red_ghost_AP: shalom tito
[00:40:36]DysonBun has made the advancement [Getting an Upgrade]
[00:43:39]tenor ## Admin joined the game
[00:43:47][tenor ## Admin] hello lads
[00:43:48][legionnaires] BaconLover07: TEEEEEEEEEEEENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
[00:43:52][tenor ## Admin] what is it bacon
[00:44:01][legionnaires] BaconLover07: Hi
[00:44:07]uhmwhat: hi tenor
[00:44:25]uhmwhat: tenor how much storage is allocated for the server
[00:44:29]uhmwhat: am i gonna fill it
[00:44:31][legionnaires] BaconLover07: hey tenor, can you have a referendum on adding slimefun / mcmmo again
[00:44:37][legionnaires] BaconLover07: I want more shit to do
[00:45:53]red_ghost_AP: Hello Tenor today is my birthday
[00:46:02][tenor ## Admin] oh wow red ghost
[00:46:06][tenor ## Admin] do you want a gift
[00:46:26]red_ghost_AP: am i gonna be raped or is it really a gift
[00:46:33]uhmwhat: tenorrrrr
[00:46:40]Tiger0016134: #Hey #Tenor, how to get my head?
[00:46:47]uhmwhat: how big is the server stooorraaagggeee
[00:46:53]red_ghost_AP: shalom
[00:47:01]red_ghost_AP: YEPPIEEEEEEEE
[00:47:03]DysonBun: chicken 'o machine activated
[00:47:06][legionnaires] BaconLover07: Why can't I craft zombie spawn eggs anymore?
[00:47:10][tenor ## Admin] have some cake
[00:47:15]DysonBun: albeit it needs zellig to work
[00:47:20]red_ghost_AP: THANK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[00:47:20]joss1115: TENOOOORRRR tell cobblestone to check his fucking inboxxxx
[00:47:31]Tiger0016134: TENOR
[00:47:35][tenor ## Admin] what is it tiger
[00:47:35]Tiger0016134: TENORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[00:47:39]Tiger0016134: how to get heads
[00:47:43]red_ghost_AP has made the advancement [Acquire Hardware]
[00:47:50]red_ghost_AP: thanks tenor
[00:47:52]red_ghost_AP has made the advancement [Isn't It Iron Pick]
[00:47:52]Tiger0016134: from players
[00:47:53][tenor ## Admin] have all this free stuff
[00:48:00]red_ghost_AP: thank you
[00:48:04][tenor ## Admin] tiger you have to wait next to a head for like an hour
[00:48:10][tenor ## Admin] it works somehow
[00:48:16][legionnaires] BaconLover07: ==Tenor, have a vote on slimefun==
[00:48:21]Tiger0016134: The kill chest?
[00:48:23][legionnaires] BaconLover07: ==why doesnt formatting work==
[00:48:25]Tiger0016134: Waht the belly?
[00:48:28]red_ghost_AP: I Have Tronikins head
[00:48:29]Tiger0016134: What the bellyante?
[00:48:34]Tiger0016134: Me three
[00:48:35]DysonBun: me too
[00:48:44]DysonBun: i want all the zellig heads
[00:48:50]DysonBun: for chicken 'o to work
[00:49:04]uhmwhat: tenor!
[00:49:36][tenor ## Admin] oh it seems as the factions plugin fucked up formatting
[00:49:48][legionnaires] BaconLover07: make a new suggestions thread
[00:50:03]<uhmwhat> tenor % what is the server storage size? i need to know i'm not filling it up
[00:50:09][legionnaires] BaconLover07: you arent
[00:50:16][legionnaires] BaconLover07: its run on the sharty servers
[00:50:23]uhmwhat: i'm traveling millions of blocks doe
[00:50:39][legionnaires] BaconLover07: trvst me, you're fine.
[00:51:02]uhmwhat: okey, i just remeber a while back apparently some mod was complaining about running out of space
[00:51:06][legionnaires] BaconLover07: tenor can you also fix the spawn mapart
[00:51:28][tenor ## Admin] i'll try doing that
[00:51:32]uhmwhat: tenor unrape spawn pls, yt's trader hall is fucked, the casino is also fucked
[00:51:37][legionnaires] BaconLover07: also fix the giant floating trees
[00:51:43][tenor ## Admin] giant floating trees?
[00:51:43]DysonBun has made the advancement [A Seedy Place]
[00:51:54]uhmwhat: the cherry trees around the nate
[00:51:59][legionnaires] BaconLover07: 1 sc
[00:52:05][legionnaires] BaconLover07: these
[00:52:13][legionnaires] BaconLover07: the cherry trees at spawn
[00:52:21][legionnaires] BaconLover07: and the oak trees
[00:52:31][legionnaires] BaconLover07: and this obsidian
[00:53:00][legionnaires] BaconLover07: tenor, do you have the power to make new mods?
[00:53:05][tenor ## Admin] yes
[00:53:09][legionnaires] BaconLover07: can I be a mod
[00:53:24][legionnaires] BaconLover07: ive played since sc1 and people seem to like me
[00:53:32][legionnaires] BaconLover07: I emailed janny@proton
[00:53:38][legionnaires] BaconLover07: no response
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[00:53:54][legionnaires] BaconLover07: hi dad
[00:53:55]Tiger0016134: hi dad
[00:54:05][qatriots] dad: dad hi im hi
[00:54:08]<uhmwhat> #IHateBaconLover07 %
[00:54:12]uhmwhat: geg
[00:54:24][tenor ## Admin] i will discuss this bacon
[00:54:31][qatriots] dad: fuck i can't type hastags
[00:55:08][legionnaires] BaconLover07: I'd honestly be down for anyone at this point to be a janny if they're active and competent
[00:55:17][legionnaires] BaconLover07: do I need to give you my email tenor?
[00:55:27][tenor ## Admin] no but ill announce it if you will get the perms
[00:55:48][qatriots] dad: idk about bacon being a jannie tenor
[00:55:56][legionnaires] BaconLover07: why not make a thread where we can vote on new jannies and people can submit themselves as candidates
[00:56:00][qatriots] dad: i don't to be placed in a camp
[00:56:03][qatriots] dad: and be a slave
[00:56:08][legionnaires] BaconLover07: I have no issues with you
[00:56:26][tenor ## Admin] like an elections type ordeal bacon?
[00:56:35][legionnaires] BaconLover07: matter of fact, I'd honestly say you, squirreljak and ytmug would be the best candidates
[00:56:40][legionnaires] BaconLover07: tenor yeah maybe
[00:57:02][legionnaires] BaconLover07: with a max amount of candidates, or jannies approving candidates
[00:57:31]red_ghost_AP: i will be going to sleep now
[00:57:36][legionnaires] BaconLover07: gn
[00:57:40]red_ghost_AP: Good Night Everyone
[00:57:44][qatriots] dad: i have work i can't be as online as i was in sc2
[00:57:53]red_ghost_AP: bye
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[00:58:04]uhmwhat: i vote for baconfucker07
[00:58:06][legionnaires] BaconLover07: yeah I think thats why most ppl dont play as often
[00:58:19]BaconLover07 has made the advancement [Wax Off]
[00:58:30][qatriots] dad: bacon also doesn't play much doe
[00:59:01][legionnaires] BaconLover07: Ive played a lot, but not as much recently tbh
[00:59:09][legionnaires] BaconLover07: I'd like to play more
[01:00:39][legionnaires] Fragmaster_Tito: also
[01:00:48][qatriots] dad: so erm you idea is like the sc2 election but jannies vote not the players?
[01:00:55][legionnaires] Fragmaster_Tito: when if ever will this server bew updated
[01:01:07]<uhmwhat> >bacon is 'tone in disguise getting mod back %
[01:01:17][legionnaires] BaconLover07: People vote on candidates, then jannies get final say on if they become mods
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[01:01:21][legionnaires] Fragmaster_Tito: meds
[01:01:39]joss1115: uhmwhat you WILL CEASE your research
[01:01:51][legionnaires] BaconLover07: but if theres a better option then I'd like to hear it
[01:01:57][qatriots] dad: >Expecting a soycraft server to update
[01:02:00]uhmwhat: geg
[01:02:01][legionnaires] BaconLover07: because tbh I can see how itd be fucked with
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[01:03:00][legionnaires] BaconLover07: TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR FIX THE CHURCH
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[01:06:38][legionnaires] BaconLover07: BRB
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[01:07:10][tenor ## Admin] schizo gem
[01:07:12][legionnaires] Fragmaster_Tito: geg
[01:07:22]uhmwhat: tenooorrrr
[01:07:28]uhmwhat: tenor tenor
[01:07:29][tenor ## Admin] hm?
[01:07:40]uhmwhat: can you unrape the casino and vilager hall
[01:07:48][tenor ## Admin] i unraped the villager hall
[01:07:55][tenor ## Admin] currently doing the casino
[01:07:59][qatriots] dad: my casino? never finished
[01:08:09]uhmwhat: oh, sorry, you never replied earlier
[01:08:10][legionnaires] Fragmaster_Tito: what about the vilagers
[01:08:11][legionnaires] BaconLover07: Back
[01:08:16][tenor ## Admin] ill give you guys some villager eggs
[01:08:21][qatriots] dad: tenor
[01:08:27][qatriots] dad: just place a viallger spawner
[01:08:33][tenor ## Admin] kek
[01:08:39][legionnaires] BaconLover07: Make a villager spawner at spawn
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[01:10:40][qatriots] dad: everytime somone places their email in the sharty i make a adl account
[01:10:50][legionnaires] BaconLover07: geg
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[01:14:13][legionnaires] BaconLover07: hi
[01:14:23][BreweryX] joss1115 is not drunk
[01:14:32].sagemonka: morning get off
[01:14:43][legionnaires] BaconLover07: how are ya
[01:16:21][tenor ## Admin] bro didnt respond
[01:16:38][tenor ## Admin] who wants to continue building auschwitz with me
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[01:17:07][legionnaires] BaconLover07: tenor build up chudway so people build in more areas
[01:17:21][legionnaires] BaconLover07: we shouldn't just make everything at spawn
[01:17:51][legionnaires] BaconLover07: TEEEEEEEEEEEEEENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR SOMEONE GRIEFED THE CHUDWAY
[01:17:59][legionnaires] BaconLover07: THEY STOLE MY CHESTS
[01:18:50][qatriots] dad: no nigga cares about auschiwitz og
[01:19:13][legionnaires] BaconLover07: >aushwitz in the big 25
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